Things I swore I would not do and say

Not judging for parents who let their kids have paci long term ( my son was long but I still find my eyes popping out of my head when three yr olds have them...)

Allow my children to have food on face/hands/all over (so gross to me and my kid totally has it...)

myself/clothes a mess, make-up over food ( not sure what I was thinking here...)

going back to work (NO judging)

Calling pre-school school (was nails on a chalkboard when people would do this)